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Let the facts lie for babysuji themselves.

SpookSpeak. Cleared adj. 1. Officially granted entry to labeled information. 2. Sold at a low cost. 3. Removed as unwanted refuse. 4. All of the above, more or less in that sequence.

The real redaction is the declassification.

The first three property a junior CIA ops officer will get killed ought to be thought-about a part of his or her on-the-job training. Any belongings killed after that ought to rely towards promotion.

I used to suppose bad things only happened to other folks.

Then dangerous issues happened to me.

So now I do know dangerous issues only happen to different folks.

The blackest site of all is the cranial cavity.

When I was a kid, my father labored sixteen hours a day to put meals on the table.

Eventually my mother satisfied him to purchase lighter food.

The world is your stroll-in.

Every intelligence briefing is a catwalk of spies.

Secret 24913060. The exception grooves the rule.

I'm damned if I do, but only darned if I don't.

The true Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility is your soul.

At CIA our job isn’t to be part of the first line of protection in opposition to an enemy, it’s to be a part of that enemy’s first line of attack.

Secret 9.6.218. The identify of any animal sounds scarier if you place the phrase 'grizzly' in front of it.

'Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved?' I didn't even know they had been dating!

Is it that a lot of stuff looks just like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary appears to be like like loads of stuff?

A CIA ops officer by no means uses an asset as a 'discard' to guard extra beneficial property. A country or two possibly, but by no means an asset.

SpookSpeak. Digress v. [Portmanteau of di- (twofold, double) + progress (to develop towards a extra superior state)] To be twice as informative and enlightening.

You'll be able to tell loads about a person by what they think you possibly can tell rather a lot about an individual by.

Secret 31150. Either it isn't price worrying about, or it is worth not worrying about.

You are what you spot, assess, develop, recruit and handle.

Before you criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.

Attended a risk management course at State Department. What a waste of time. They spent the entire day speaking about prevention.

For years I assumed the saying was 'Keep your rear to the ground.'

And truth be advised, it is all the time worked pretty properly for me.

The extra powerful the drug, the worse the drug violence … and yet, the better the drug violence.

Whoever said "The hand that holds a e-book cannot hold a gun" by no means labored for CIA Tech Ops.

Individuals who don't want individuals are the second luckiest folks on the earth.

Application for CIA Employment, Question 1.19

Fill in the clean with the word or phrase that finest completes the following sentence, utilizing the choices offered under.

You should __ the change you want to see on this planet.

a. Be

b. Flee

c. Ski

d. Brie

e. Pee

f.

Properly executed, the brush cross is a highly efficient technique of covert communication. Improperly executed, it is even better.

A great hamburger seems like somebody eating an excellent hamburger.

It isn't drug abuse if you do not slap the drugs round or force them to have intercourse with you.

A dog solely urinates on that which stands agency.

I do not endure fools gladly, I undergo them orgasmically.

Secret 76913082. Probability that Van Morrison selected the song title ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ as a result of he couldn’t remember her identify: at least 66.7%.

If E = mc², this presumably explains all of the energetic fats people.

So long as there's an i in 'deity,' I actually do not care how you spell 'team.'

When the folks demand the reality, and those in energy reply with silence, why is it assumed that those in power aren’t being truthful?

If you cannot recruit the asset you love, love the asset you recruit.

You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to provide them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

To an analyst, 'laborious indicator' isn't suggestive, it is the organ itself.

Every Special National Intelligence Estimate is a catwalk of spies.

Big secrets and techniques are little compared to little secrets.

In the core values assertion on the CIA web web page is the following declaration: "We search and speak the truth."

To which, as a CIA officer, I might add that we leak, sneak, tweak, wreak, freak, pique and gleek the reality too.

"If you say 'national security,' are you referring to the security and protection of our nation, or to a national tradable asset corresponding to a stock, bond or futures contract?" she purred.

"... Yeah," I whispered, leaning closer and softly touching her hand.

I'm nicely travelled, however badly arrived.

What's the sound of 1 hand clapping … your clean, firm, perfectly rounded buttocks?

If sufficient sh*t hits the fan blades, they're going to cease rotating.

In an opposite universe, the bar walks into you. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 3.49

SpookSpeak. Beclassify v. To categorise info excessively or in an ostentatious manner.

America cannot be the world's policeman? Damn. I used to be sort of hoping we might arrest and strip search Denmark.

It was the better of times, it was the worst of occasions; which implies that, by definition, it was also the median of instances.

Warning: Letting freedom ring at excessive decibel ranges might trigger tinnitus.

I might not know the half of it, but I know the √-1 of it.

Let your conscience be your slide.

Good contact reporting isn’t merely a report of the verbal statements made by an asset or developmental to the ops officer. It additionally consists of data in regards to the subject’s facial expressions, physique language, tone of voice, what sort of clothes they have been carrying, what sort of underclothes they were carrying (or whether they have been carrying any underclothes), what sort of moves they had in bed, how noisy or quiet they have been, and whether they've any cute friends you can introduce to the chief of station.

No hay "I" en "team", pero hay dos "yos" en "yo-yo".

When you’re a kid taking part in sandlot baseball, you don’t learn about salary caps and collective bargaining agreements and luxury taxes; you simply know about wage caps and collective bargaining agreements (and possibly just a little about luxurious taxes).

If less is extra, how much is identical quantity?

The famous quote "Until all are free, none are free" suggests a challenging, even unpleasant state of affairs. Until, that is, one analyzes this statement utilizing rules of logical argument.

First, we are able to specific the sentence "Until all are free, none are free" in the form of a logical proposition:

"If it is not the case that each one individuals are free, then it's the case that no persons are free."

Applying the logical contrapositive of this statement, now we have:

"If it's not the case that no individuals are free, then it's not not the case that every one people are free."

An unwieldy sentence to make sure. But utilizing the concept of double negation, this statement turns into: "If a minimum of one individual is free, then all persons are free."

Clearly a happier, more optimistic interpretation!

The train above is only one example of how logic, when correctly utilized, can serve to make clear issues and assist recommend solutions. The reader is invited to make use of logic to investigate other famous statements - as an example the following:

If you are not not not part of the solution, you are not not not not part of the problem.

Actually, I'm Ok with less than extreme prejudice, as long as you terminate.

Let everybody sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will likely be dusty.

It was the same old canine and pony present: the ponies riding the dogs. - After briefing the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence

Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for peak, amount, or pressure per square meter?

An aphorism and its writer aren't joined by a sprint, however separated by it.

When the industrial says "Ask your doctor if you are wholesome sufficient for sexual activity," do they imply every time?

Saw a headline on the CIA website: "The CIA World Factbook Is Changing."

Jokingly imagined dictators around the globe reading these phrases and trembling in worry.

Getting extra critical, proceeded to learn the outline of the coming modifications: new fonts, enhanced graphics, and a more streamlined presentation.

Realized these dictators should most likely flee their nations immediately.

If character is what you do when no one’s watching, then since it’s never the case that no one’s watching, you subsequently haven't any character.

Infallibility is one thing you more or less fall into.

If a statement begs a query, do not give it one. It's only going to make use of the query to get alcohol or drugs.

Sometimes you have got to increase a membrane course of for what you believe in, even when it means extending that membrane process alone. - Motivational Quotes for Amoeboids

Can't we f*ck about something more pleasant?

The last word false flag operation is the flag.

A discuss with a child is cheaper than therapy - though if that's your reason for talking to children, you must in all probability still get the therapy.

I do not know what "passing muster" is, nevertheless it certainly does not sound like appropriate conduct for a authorities workplace.

The cleared renew their clearances each five years or so. The uncleared renew their clearances day-after-day.

You'll by no means know the way excessive you'll be able to soar until you climb contained in the cannon.

You had me at.

When Jesus instructed us to love each other, He by no means said we had to like it.

Come to consider it, when is not it a good idea to go limp and play lifeless?

Life begins at deception.

Secret 52810131. Every narrow flat platform utilized by fashion fashions to reveal clothing, equipment and/or slender flat platforms, is an intelligence briefing.

Secret 2.3.8. Eternity merely postpones the inevitable.

"Intelligence" is a contradiction in term.

I’m not digressing - this briefing is about every thing.

In an opposite universe, first individuals state what it is they're demanding an apology for, after which that factor will get completed to them. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 379155722

My spouse instructed me "I want you like the desert wants the rain: once, perhaps twice a year, for no more than twenty minutes."

Within the extremely unlikely event he survived the drastic modifications within the ratio of his quantity to his floor area, by approximately the 8th week of his ordeal the Incredible Shrinking Man, having change into smaller than an oxygen molecule, would actually have died of asphyxiation.

In America we consider in second chances. We’ll chase after you and kick your ass once more.

It was 2:30 in the afternoon, under a cloudless summer sky, after i felt the pulsating thump of the approaching choppers. Instinctively I regarded up, understanding even as I did in order that it would be ineffective. They all the time got here within the daytime, when they knew you could not see them. Would we ever be taught the id and purpose of the tremendous secret government company behind the azure helicopters?

My phrase is my blonde.

Research shows that sex results in health advantages, supplied you sleep with someone who has the best coverage plan.

The word "fear" is not in my vocabulary. It was too scary so I took it out.

Nothing is more important to our nation's security than well timed, accurate intelligence. But do not inform nothing that, or it'll get a swelled head.

Forget wikiHow, I need wikiWhy.

She supplied fierce resistance, however I politely declined. - Excerpt from ops report

Selected List of US Intelligence Classifications

(FOUO) For Official Use Only

(C) Confidential

(S) Secret

(TS) Top Secret

(SBU) Sensitive But Unclassified

(SBVU) Sensitive But Very Unclassified

(UBT) Unclassified But Ticklish

(ILBBNP) Into Light Bondage But No Pain

(P) Into Pain

(WNINTEL) Warning Notice - Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved

(WNNISOMIW) Warning Notice - No Intelligent Sources Or Methods Involved Whatsoever

(WNDNBFL) Warning Notice - Don't Brief Following Lunch

(NOFORN) Not Releasable To Foreign Nationals

(NOPORN) Not Pornography

(PORN) (See FOUO)

(TS-SCI) Top Secret - Sensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-ICI) Top Secret - Insensitive Compartmented Information

(TS-YCTASCISMSCASD) Top Secret - You Call That A Sensitive Compartment??? I’ve Seen More Sensitive Compartments At State Department!

(TS-MCETC) Top Secret - Mi Compartment Es Tu Compartment

(TS-FELO) Top Secret - For Executive Leaking Only

(W) Whatever

The cleared get clearder, and the uncleared get unclearder.

All intercourse is farewell sex.

Think twice earlier than you inform a lie. It'll help you get your story straight.

Every congressional inquiry right into a catwalk of spies is a catwalk of spies.

The fact that cleanliness is next to godliness doesn't mean cleanliness is keen to shake arms.

You by no means hear the phrase "Get a life" anymore.

I suppose everybody received a life.

An enormous-budget intelligence program isn’t cloaked in secrecy, it’s microkinied.

The alien that explodes from our chest cavity is us.

Actually, if you do not stand for something, you cannot fall for anything.

You’d think the lyrics to a track referred to as "Ramblin' Man" would be longer than 13 traces.

The fact that you've got found 10,000 ways that won't work doesn't suggest you've got failed - particularly if it's a time and materials contract.

To promote one's soul may be madness, however to not learn how a lot one may get for it is simply plain dumb.

What you can't rise above, it's possible you'll yet seep beneath.

Secret 938187. The early parasite will get everybody.

After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is coughing.

Secret 0.761. To be prepared for it is already the worst.

Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged

It may be confirmed mathematically that the central proposition underlying any philosophical paradigm has a corresponding romance novel cover.

... And sure, I'm working on the romance novel cover for this proof at the same time as we (passionately and breathlessly) speak.

Reality is the most important redaction mark of all.

Actions stutter louder than phrases.

Don't cry because it is over, smile since you secretly videotaped it.

In an opposite universe, the punches roll with you. - Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 9391622

Freedom isn't free. She wants not less than 100 bucks and a few Ecstasy.

80% of the 80-20 rule is 20% of it.

I've finally realized I need not try to be someone I'm not. I'm somebody I'm not already.

I don’t care what it says, I’m just completely happy knowing there’s an outdated saying.

SpookSpeak. Beauty shot n. 1. (Modeling) A clear headshot of a runway model with minimal emphasis on jewellery and hairstyle. 2. (Intelligence) A clear headshot of a runway model with minimal blood spatter.

'Tis not the tempest we dread, but the water harm.

To repeat: is this not already to paste?

It’s not essentially unsuitable to hold a grudge, so long as you chorus from heavy petting.

Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I never heard that idea before.

We're now not slaves to historical past. History is now our CEO.

That there’s a time and a spot for all the things by no means implies the two intersect.

I stated I have a can-do perspective. I did not say I have a do attitude.

I tried following my bliss, however it employed countersurveillance and received away.

It's solely a secret if somebody knows it. It's only unclassified if no one does.

The longer the limo, the shorter the journey.

Secret 45810161. We're all on our deathbed, however some of us are jumping up and down on the mattress.

No hurry - take all the time you may have.

... But I egress.

Time is a brush pass between a moment and without end. And the secret exchanged in that the majority covert of handoffs is … us.

Oh the HUMINTity!

While you walk your final runway, and also you flip in your voucher, you may study for whom you were really modeling.

Whenever God opens one secure vault, He robotically closes and locks all the others.

It's changing into more and more clear that my plans don't include me.

*

I have peace within. I killed, skinned and ate it.